Trump's wall problem solved by Ikea

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69) 02/04/2017 at 08:18 • Filed to: Ikea, Trump, Dodge

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https://www.dezeen.com/2017/02/03/ikea-mexico-border-wall-provides-donald-trump-affordable-construction-option/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily%20Dezeen%20Digest&utm_content=Daily%20Dezeen%20Digest+CID_3a562ccdffb1b58dbdf000b1a867bf1c&utm_source=Dezeen%20Mail&utm_term=IKEA%20Brder%20Wll%20provides%20Trump%20with%20affordable%20construction%20option

Phatboyphil > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/04/2017 at 08:52

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I’ll take the job of assembling it! I’ll get paid hourly right?

Nerd-Vol > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/04/2017 at 09:00

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You ever assembled anything from ikea? We would start our own civil war trying to assemble the damn thing!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Phatboyphil 02/04/2017 at 09:03

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nah you’ll be on a fixed contract.

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/04/2017 at 09:11

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duurtlang > Nerd-Vol 02/04/2017 at 09:15

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Aren’t the Mexicans supposed to pay the Swedes for this wall? The interesting question would be if this civil war is going to break out before or after the wall is built up far enough to keep the war from spilling over to the other side. Given the sturdyness of Ikea furniture I doubt the wall is going to contain this civil war. One thing is for sure: once its built it’s better to leave it, because moving it will destroy it.

Tekamul > Nerd-Vol 02/04/2017 at 09:22

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More than 5 and a half million fasteners, 1 allen wrench. What could go wrong?

PatBateman > Tekamul 02/04/2017 at 14:07

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The amount of Allen wrenches to complete this project would cost $100MM.

Tekamul > PatBateman 02/04/2017 at 14:09

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That’s ok, Allen will pay for them

PatBateman > Tekamul 02/04/2017 at 14:16

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He better. It’s his wrenches, after all.

fhrblig > Nerd-Vol 02/05/2017 at 11:38

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